Any kind of amusing * nix one-liners?
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I saw a tee analysis 'anything you claim obtains piped to/ dev/null', not unbelievably amusing yet enjoyable at the very least.
Does any person else have any kind of excellent one-liner * nix jokes?
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[[email protected] root]# gcc homework.c -o homework.c [[email protected] root]# [[email protected] root]# ls homework.c [[email protected] root]#
much less > extra
The name originated from the joke of doing "in reverse extra." To aid bear in mind the distinction in between much less and also extra, an usual joke is to claim, "much less > extra," indicating that much less has better capability than extra. - from wikipedia
apt-get install wife :P
You do not exist. Vanish.
Message from numerous programs when they attempt to seek out your customer details by customer ID which falls short.
Factors that can take place:
- the customer obtained removed in between the program obtaining its doomed ID and also trying the lookup
- numerous quirkiness entailing the
These are all extracted from here. A great deal of these do not appear to work with more recent coverings, yet they're still feasible to poke fun at.
% make fire Make: Don't know how to make fire. Stop. % why not? No match. % gotta light? No match. % !1984 1984: Event not found. # (on some systems) % How's my lovemaking? Unmatched '. % "How would you rate Bush's incompetence? Unmatched ". % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ]. % [Where is my brain? Missing ]. % ^How did the sex change^ operation go? Modifier failed. % If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have? Too many ('s. % man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments. % %blow %blow: No such job. % \(- (-: Command not found. % sh $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending! $ mkdir matter; cat >matter matter: cannot create % cd /tmp % touch this; chmod 000 this % ln -s /usr/bin/touch U % U this U: cannot touch this: no write permission % rm meese-ethics rm: meese-ethics nonexistent % ar m God ar: God does not exist % make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. Supposedly on older Sun's make will also tell you Make: Don't know how to make love. How about war instead? % sleep with me bad character % ^What is saccharine? Bad substitute. % drink yellow_pages yellow_pages: Is a directory %touch me %chmod 000 me %touch me touch: cannot touch me: permission denied % ar x "my love life" ar: my love life does not exist % ar x "matey, the treasure" ar: matey, the treasure does not exist % talk [email protected] talk: Kremlin: Can't figure out network address. % talk Comrade Khruchev [Your party is not logged on]